"Instant Misery" by Glen Nelson

You won't find this recipe in any cookbook
But chances are you might take a sip
A morsel
A crumb
Or a gourmet meal

Take one set of parents
Carefully divorced
Make sure not to be polite
It spoils the taste

Add one heated arguement
When boiled, sprinkle pain
Emotional is preferred over physical
Let it simmer

Mix with a rainy day
A birthday with no presents
A loss of friends
And lunch alone in the corner

Finally, dip it in fresh heartbreak
Stir until your eyes sting with tears
Indulge in smoking to wash away troubles
Peel your soul and wait for rock bottom

Serves suicidal thoughts for one